I love Twitter… it’s like owning your own newspaper—

without the losses.

My twitter has become so powerful

that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.

Many are saying I’m the best 140 character writer in the world.

It’s easy when it’s fun.

Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name

“F**kface Von Clownstick”

like they are so original & like no one else is doing it…

 

I would like to extend my best wishes to all,

even the haters and losers,

on this special date,

September 11th.

Every time I speak of the haters and losers

I do so with great love and affection.

They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!

Sorry losers and haters,

but my I.Q. is one of the highest

-and you all know it!

Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,

it’s not your fault

As everyone knows,

but the haters & losers refuse to acknowledge,

I do not wear a “wig”.

My hair may not be perfect,

but it’s mine.

Happy New Year to all,

including to my many enemies

and those who have fought me and lost so badly

they just don’t know what to do.

 

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me “old,”

when I would NEVER call him “short and fat?”

Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend –

and maybe someday that will happen!

Do you think Putin will be going to

The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow

– if so,

will he become my new best friend?

In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide,

I won the popular vote

if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally

This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!

Despite the constant negative press

covfefe

Written by Sheree Strange